I GOT THE JOB! DETROIT, WHAT?! DETROIT WHAT?!
Ok. Phew, I'm cooled down now. I lost my composure for a minute there. I couldn't really help it, though. I've had to keep that little nugget to myself for too long. Do you know how many times people can ask if you got a job? Holding that in was as difficult as drinking six cups of coffee, eating a KFC Double-Down, and then attempting to race a marathon. EXACTLY that hard, only metaphorically. You can't just tell someone they've gotten their dream job and then make them sit on it. I mean, legally you can, but... cold-blooded.
Needless to say, I'm super dee duper stoked about this. I think it's gonna be a huge challenge, but I'm ready to just get really crazy with it and hit the ground running. Honestly though, I'm not gonna have a LOT of time to think about the job right now. I've only got two weeks until I start and I have to work out a schedule for my wacky hats to wear to the office. I read in Forbes that good businessmen "wear a lot of different hats." So, seriously, I have bought, like, a ridiculous amount of headwear over the past weekend. Foam cowboy hats, Cat in the hat-hat's, Jester style hats, Trucker hats. All of them. So look out, CEO!
This honestly feels like one of the biggest victories in my life, so far. I will actually have a business card that says "Moosejaw Madness Maker," I will get to make jokes for a career, and I'll be working with a hilarious and ridiculously talented group. Super jazzed about it. Anyway, since it's like a victory, I rode a blue bicycle, and because I wanted to sound athletic and smart, I made the title of this entry a Tour De France reference. That was so Raven of me.
Anyway, at this point I'm just rambling. I just wanted to sum up what this whole experience has been like. Then I realized they had already made a movie montage years ago that PERFECTLY summed up my journey from beginning to end. And guess what? Here it is!
Love the Madness!
Needless to say, I'm super dee duper stoked about this. I think it's gonna be a huge challenge, but I'm ready to just get really crazy with it and hit the ground running. Honestly though, I'm not gonna have a LOT of time to think about the job right now. I've only got two weeks until I start and I have to work out a schedule for my wacky hats to wear to the office. I read in Forbes that good businessmen "wear a lot of different hats." So, seriously, I have bought, like, a ridiculous amount of headwear over the past weekend. Foam cowboy hats, Cat in the hat-hat's, Jester style hats, Trucker hats. All of them. So look out, CEO!
This honestly feels like one of the biggest victories in my life, so far. I will actually have a business card that says "Moosejaw Madness Maker," I will get to make jokes for a career, and I'll be working with a hilarious and ridiculously talented group. Super jazzed about it. Anyway, since it's like a victory, I rode a blue bicycle, and because I wanted to sound athletic and smart, I made the title of this entry a Tour De France reference. That was so Raven of me.
Anyway, at this point I'm just rambling. I just wanted to sum up what this whole experience has been like. Then I realized they had already made a movie montage years ago that PERFECTLY summed up my journey from beginning to end. And guess what? Here it is!
Love the Madness!
*Pinky is considered a misspelling, but Pinkie is not. I don't think we're ready to make that decision, spellcheck. We put em both in the dictionary, so just back off
Hey Sam! I may not be a "friend" but I've been watching. Tell your mom and dad that they did a great job! Knew you before you were born. Congratulations!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can change your bio now. :)
ReplyDelete" I've only got two weeks until I start and I have to work out a schedule for my wacky hats to wear to the office " Where are the hats? Lies. I say Lies.
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