Hey Cats and Kittens,
Sorry about the "Where in the World is Sam Christian" feel to the blog since my ride. I've been asked to come out of retirement to fight a rogue "universal soldier" that the government has lost track of. If you're a skeptic and don't believe me, here are some other reasons I haven't been blogging.
- I rode my bike up to 88mph and time traveled back to 1992 to ask for this job when Moosejaw started.
- I had to defend my title as World Hard-Boiled Egg Eating Champion at the championships in Mitchell, South Dakota.
- rideformadness was a black ops project that the US Military has now pulled the plug on.
- There was a Saved by the Bell: The College Years marathon on
- I had to break my router and use it as a means to power the Earth and end global warming.
- Internet bandits stole my blog.
- I had to go back to my home in Civil War times to finish building a rocking chair I had been meaning to build.
- I've been really tired and maybe you guys can just lay off of me. I do other things, ya know. I can't just always be on the computer. What do you think I am? Some sort of blog machine?
Okay, I'm sorry about that last one. It's clearly a lie, and I shouldn't have tried to fool you guys. Anyway, I promise there are more pictures and videos from the ride coming as soon as I stop using a rubber donut to sit down in a couple of days.
Here's me in my chair. Really glad I finished that.
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